The Federation of Uno Alpha is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.522 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth a remarkable 7,623 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 608,807 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends billions to protect Uno Alpha from a disaster that is one in a million, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBUA Governor goes house hunting, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uno Alpha is ranked 16,918^th in the world and 302^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,560.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.