Population | 5.111 billion |
Currency | number |
Animal | math |
The Republic of Logarithmic Function is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.111 billion Logarithmic Functionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Logarithmic Functionian economy, worth 299 trillion numbers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,636 numbers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, warning signs caution Logarithmic Functionians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logarithmic Function's national animal is the math, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Logarithmic Function is ranked 210,474th in the world and 216th in Empire of Love for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Logarithmic Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Logarithmic Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Logarithmic Function was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Logarithmic Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Logarithmic Function's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Logarithmic Function relocated from Factory 2 to Empire of Love.
- : Logarithmic Function resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Logarithmic Function's influence in Factory 2 fell from "Hermit" to "Unproven".
- : Logarithmic Function became WA Delegate of Factory 2.
- : Logarithmic Function's influence in Factory 2 rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".