The Federation of Diand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sawyor Flitt with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 15.832 billion Diandis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redby. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,112 dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diand's national animal is the wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheistic Violetism.

Diand is ranked 205,754^th in the world and 25^th in New Western Atlantic for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.