The Federation of United Asgardian States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Thor Odinson of Asgard with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.309 billion Asgardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardian economy, worth 576 trillion Asgardian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,718 Asgardian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Asgardian States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OdinForce.

United Asgardian States is ranked 17,293^rd in the world and 755^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,290.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.