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Largest Retail Industry: 529thHighest Crime Rates: 559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 757th
The Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency
Salvation is not Without Sin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.517 billion

LeaderPeth Flycer


The Republic of Uljenph is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peth Flycer with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.517 billion Uljenphis enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hlelweghi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uljenphi economy, worth 169 trillion Trens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,705 Trens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 662,506 per year while the poor average 8,669, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and drowning sailors are hung out to dry. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uljenph's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zoltevism.

Uljenph is ranked 83,962nd in the world and 12th in The Roleplaying Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 169 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Retail Industry: 529thHighest Crime Rates: 559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 757thMost Armed: 1,014thFattest Citizens: 1,029thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,604thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,553rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,734thMost Avoided: 3,302ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,339thRudest Citizens: 3,474thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,972ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,749thMost Influential: 6,212thMost Inclusive: 7,182ndMost Devout: 7,838thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,811thMost Efficient Economies: 14,981stLargest Gambling Industry: 15,958thHighest Drug Use: 16,198thMost Pro-Market: 17,290thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,956thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,001st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Uljenph was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • : Uljenph was endorsed by The Holy of Phoenician State.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, large areas of Uljenph are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Uljenph, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Phoenician State.

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