The Confederated Districts of Treir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Crumb with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.856 billion Treites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvani. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treian economy, worth a remarkable 5,433 trillion Lumyns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 365,719 Lumyns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,018,698 per year while the poor average 33,478, a ratio of 60.3 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Treir's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Treir is ranked 246,383^rd in the world and 1,095^th in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.