The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Adam Blue with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 26.185 billion Bastards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The United Capital of Adam City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a TUCOAN economy, worth a remarkable 8,185 trillion Blue Bills a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,618 Blue Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (The United Capital of Adam has found 4 easter eggs), guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the a TUCOAN foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Capital of Adam's national animal is the genetically engineered war falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of All.

The United Capital of Adam is ranked 4,356^th in the world and 218^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 80.25 flags saluted per person per day.