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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,450thMost Influential: 4,055thMost Armed: 5,363rd
The Stick Like Stickpire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Stickmin Pawnch!
Henry Stickmin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Stickmin Empire

Population1.32 billion

CapitalSteal The Diamond City
LeaderHenry Stickmin
FaithPuffBall Unitedism

CurrencyGiant Gem

The Stick Like Stickpire of The Stickmin Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Henry Stickmin with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.32 billion Stick-Figures have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steal The Diamond City. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stickmin Empirean economy, worth 137 trillion Giant Gems a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,945 Giant Gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stickmin Empire's national animal is the Teleporter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PuffBall Unitedism.

The Stickmin Empire is ranked 157,156th in the world and 5,078th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,027.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,450thTop
Most Influential: 4,055thMost Armed: 5,363rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,048thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,176thBest Weather: 17,286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,411thMost Inclusive: 19,429thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,623rdMost Developed: 20,475thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,040thSmartest Citizens: 22,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,294th
Most Armed: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Influential: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 511th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the regionMost Average: 569th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 574th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 577th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 597th in the regionBest Weather: 606th in the regionMost Developed: 618th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 647th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 684th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 700th in the regionMost Inclusive: 703rd in the regionMost Cultured: 747th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 805th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 820th in the region

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