The Holy Communist Space Empire of The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 미스터 김 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.05 billion Imperial Neo-Goryeo Space Communists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shin-Kaesung. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Neo-Goryeo Space Communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion jeons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,045 jeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for 미스터 김's office's janitor is heating up, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and when their backs are against the walls Imperial Neo-Goryeo Space Communists look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society's national animal is the Communist Space Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Space Shamanism and Anarchist Animism.

The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society is ranked 1,811^th in the world and 42^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 150.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.