Population | 45.697 billion |
Currency | vanilla bean |
Animal | albino lemming |
The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.697 billion Vanilla Billians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.
The very strong Vanilla Billian economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion vanilla beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,893 vanilla beans, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation refuses to provide international aid, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, the government snoops on private internet connections, and religious classes are compulsory for all school students. Crime is moderate. Vanilla Bill's national animal is the albino lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vanilla Bill is ranked 208,418th in the world and 3rd in Intergalactic Pudding League for Safest, scoring 35.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
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- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Most Ignorant Citizens, and Most Primitive, and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Populations.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Most Influential, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Safest, and Nicest Citizens.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Vanilla Bill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.