The Blue Ocean of Teh north pacific is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Poseidon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.046 billion Teh north pacificians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleut. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teh north pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 5,979 trillion salty waters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,002 salty waters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 795,614 per year while the poor average 33,442, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

One lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Teh north pacific's national animal is the jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Teh north pacific is ranked 284,337^th in the world and 10,653^rd in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.3 average smiles per day.