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0.22 Davethebastardistan's trades...
Davethebastardistan's Deck
Davethebastardistan has 47 cards. Value...
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We will not be divided”
5.873 billion Kristatinians. Prohibition of alcohol, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Capitalist Paradise
“Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling”
13.865 billion Shubrickians. Compulsory military service and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Senki nem támadhat meg büntetlenül”
WA
12.181 billion Alföldiek. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Enlist and join the Armada today! ”
9.647 billion Marineses. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“For the King and Prussia”
7.233 billion Konig of Prussians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Bananas Are Coming”
5.215 billion Sundaeans. Digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“It Always Seems Impossible Until It's Done”
WA
8.458 billion Ruffians. Ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“From Rim to Rim ”
18.151 billion Arctic Rimians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Aa' menle nauva calen ar' ta hwesta e' ale'quenle.”
30.237 billion Lasselindorians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“CDi Representative”
31.458 billion Piebotsians. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nemo me impune lacessit”
15.77 billion Celtic Coloniesians. Keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“From here to there”
18.678 billion Barcelloans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“In God we trust”
13.064 billion Esohians. Absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto”
11.196 billion Missourians. Museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
9.054 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We are in control”
10.17 billion Escravos Corporativoans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We're the strongest!”
7.604 billion Fairies. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.82 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.788 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.836 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Strength and Perseverance”
5.484 billion Antares Apolloans. Complete lack of prisons and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
5.218 billion minion of Yuris. Closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
4.705 billion Free Aspopoliverberosians. Infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Soveriegn Nation Among The Stars”
3.914 billion Providence Alphans. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Somos El Eterno Imperio Español Fascista!”
3.42 billion Mundo Fascistoans. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“All For The Motherland”
WA
2.535 billion Merovahnians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Cobra stands with The Fox”
WA
2.497 billion Ebonshirians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
WA
COMMON CARDS
Authoritarian Democracy
“Cetaceans for Oceanic Liberation”
4.552 billion Whalesians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
