The Emirate of Susan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Spider population. The hard-working population of 15.191 billion Susanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Susanian economy, worth 669 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,040 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader. Crime is moderate. Susan's national animal is the Spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Susan is ranked 181,688^th in the world and 124^th in Jenny for Safest, scoring 55.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.