|Leader||Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse|
The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.896 billion Giraffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Southern Giraffe Islandsian economy, worth 862 trillion peaches a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,831 peaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the diplomatic corps stinks, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Giraffe Islands's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pharaohism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
- : Southern Giraffe Islands was endorsed by The People's Democratic Empire of Sopernia.
- : Southern Giraffe Islands was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
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