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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 382ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,170th
The HINDUTVA REPUBLIC of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
WE ARE THE BEST ,F THE REST
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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SIDDHARISTAN

Population2.224 billion

CapitalNew Hindi city
LeaderSIDDHAARTH THE GR8
FaithSIDDHAARTHISM

CurrencySID
AnimalALIEN

The HINDUTVA REPUBLIC of SIDDHARISTAN is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SIDDHAARTH THE GR8 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.224 billion SIDDHARISTANians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hindi city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SIDDHARISTANian economy, worth 768 trillion SIDS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 345,439 SIDS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,270,130 per year while the poor average 20,508, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SIDDHARISTAN's national animal is the ALIEN, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SIDDHAARTHISM.

SIDDHARISTAN is ranked 1,223rd in the world and 3rd in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 55.85 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 382ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,213thFattest Citizens: 1,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,258thHighest Average Incomes: 1,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,413thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,475thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,624thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,703rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,725thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,106thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,319thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,923rdLargest Black Market: 2,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,316thRudest Citizens: 3,510thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,595thLargest Mining Sector: 4,186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,688thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,863rdLargest Governments: 4,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,965thMost Influential: 5,105thNudest: 5,742ndMost Devout: 6,412thLowest Crime Rates: 7,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,916thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,191stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,569thSmartest Citizens: 10,647thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,922ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,700th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Hindi city.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.

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