The Civil War of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Assassinated with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.7 billion Sicilian Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilian Imperial economy, worth 637 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,025 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, political activists are routinely executed, Assassinated is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people, and the government spends billions to protect Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is ranked 44,661^st in the world and 306^th in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 72.38 Insults Per Minute.