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Rudest Citizens: 6,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,413th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Long Live Free Scalizagasti!
WA Delegate / Administrator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.587 billion

LeaderJoanne Ergein


The Republic of Scalizagasti is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joanne Ergein with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.587 billion Scalizagastians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bewundal. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Scalizagastian economy, worth 206 trillion scalizzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,838 scalizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scalizagasti's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scalizagasti is ranked 14,441st in the world and 10th in The Great Experiment for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 70,762.17 Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 6,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,670thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,413thLargest Retail Industry: 10,234thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,589thMost Developed: 13,556thHealthiest Citizens: 13,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,441stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,027thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,327thMost Influential: 16,703rdMost Secular: 17,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,345th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Auroreline, Nightcrest, Holy Empire of Loaf, Evansa, Pekares, Cleamest, Far Tholk, Padiham, Peshwas, Lexthoria, and Behomastonan.

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