The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairwoman José Amanda with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.377 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,301 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,777 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the government has enacted freedom of information, sex changes are routinely performed at Saralonia's hospitals, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 278,015^th in the world and 1^st in Foro de Santiago for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.