The Protectorate of Republic of Nubia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Voog Koning Barada with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.334 billion Nubians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubaria. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Republic of Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Quatloos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,289 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Nubia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Nubia is ranked 260,521^st in the world and 16^th in Arconian Empire for Most Patriotic, with 1.24 flags saluted per person per day.