The Khanate of Qyrym is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Khan with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 13.014 billion Crimeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 4,128 trillion Altyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,273 Altyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, the nation has unofficially betrayed its values, and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qyrym's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qyrym is ranked 30,575^th in the world and 5^th in Free Japan for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,607.59 on the Gilded Widget Scale.