Population | 5.56 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer159 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.56 billion Printer159ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer159ian economy, worth 742 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,455 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer159's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer159 is ranked 22,210th in the world and 1,506th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,614.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer159 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Printer159 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in Printer159, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Printer159 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.