The Federal Commonwealth of Perionland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Joseph Sawyer with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.698 billion Perionns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perionn economy, worth a remarkable 2,443 trillion Perionn Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,384 Perionn Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no representation without taxation, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perionland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Perionland is ranked 117,923^rd in the world and 1^st in International Economic Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,056.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.