The Khanate of Qyrym is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 12.994 billion Crimeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 4,104 trillion Altyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,861 Altyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the industries of Qyrym are coughing all the way to the bank, attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, and where there's smoke there's the Crimean Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qyrym's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qyrym is ranked 237,703^rd in the world and 20^th in Free Japan for Safest, scoring 19.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.