The Kingdom of Osdonia is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.764 billion Osdonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Facój. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osdonian economy, worth 515 trillion fónas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,187 fónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Osdonians, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Osdonian stage setups, and in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osdonia's national animal is the Osdonian penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Osdonia is ranked 33,890^th in the world and 121^st in Concord for Safest, scoring 107.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.