The Crowned Republic of Orsily is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by PM Hal Whaler with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.101 billion Orsilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aufield. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Orsilian economy, worth 817 trillion Lancanas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,918 Lancanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Lion-Javan Hawk Eagle Park is the tallest building in Orsily, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orsily's national animal is the Lion-Javan Hawk Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Valindrianism.

Orsily is ranked 11,614^th in the world and 26^th in Thaecia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.38 law-abiding acts per hour.