The Kingdom of Dolphiland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim Kerman with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.811 billion Dolphiks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athelsborough. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolphik economy, worth a remarkable 3,722 trillion Dolfik Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,461 Dolfik Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Tim Kerman, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphiland's national animal is the Traestani, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bing Chilling.

Dolphiland is ranked 291,456^th in the world and 21^st in Kerbin for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -35.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.