The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 583 million Cascadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cascadian economy, worth 50.0 trillion coffee cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,825 coffee cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. NorPac Liberation Front's national animal is the weaponized moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NorPac Liberation Front is ranked 18,698^th in the world and 3^rd in The Caffeinated Confederation for Safest, scoring 114.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.