The Supreme Republic of Terra Magnifica Gloria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Jones VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.654 billion Magnificent Glorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Terra Magnifica Glorian economy, worth 172 trillion Patriotic Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,304 Patriotic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, the state believes that children are what you make of them, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terra Magnifica Gloria's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jonesism.

Terra Magnifica Gloria is ranked 283,160^th in the world and 6,955^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.