The United Empire of Miltil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Nyrzyr XII with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.518 billion Miltilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miltil City. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Miltilan economy, worth 956 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 211,619 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Miltil's many privately-owned prisons, and midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Miltil's national animal is the Imperial-Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Divine law of knowledge.

Miltil is ranked 133,589^th in the world and 3,109^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,264.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.