The Federal Republic of Deut5chland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 671 million Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving German economy, worth 47.5 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,820 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deut5chland's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Deut5chland is ranked 66,959^th in the world and 1,507^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,539.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.