The Federation of Quetesia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, devout population of 122 million Quetesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Quetesian economy, worth 3.93 trillion Qwerties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,248 Qwerties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quetesia's national animal is the Quetesian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quetesia is ranked 113,385^th in the world and 3^rd in The Allied Nations for Safest, scoring 77.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.