The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.876 billion Creeptopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 14.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,726 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,979 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, Creeptopian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 6,409^th in the world and 124^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 190.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.