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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thMost Influential: 896thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Compassion is not weakness, violence is not strength
Arkle Scribe
Influence
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
Excellent

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Neo Colorado

Population21.501 billion

CapitalStilwater
LeaderArkle Scribe

CurrencyDeenihan
AnimalHippo

The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arkle Scribe with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.501 billion Neo Coloradoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stilwater. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Neo Coloradoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Deenihans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,606 Deenihans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, rumor has it that Arkle Scribe has won three lotteries in a row, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Colorado's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Colorado is ranked 20,250th in the world and 816th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 277.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thMost Influential: 896thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979thMost Pacifist: 1,000thSafest: 1,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,526thNicest Citizens: 1,616thHealthiest Citizens: 1,775thBest Weather: 1,811thLargest Governments: 1,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,972ndHighest Food Quality: 2,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,375thLowest Crime Rates: 2,415thMost Cultured: 2,455thMost Inclusive: 2,512thSmartest Citizens: 2,859thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,913thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,386thMost Stationary: 3,753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,012thHighest Economic Output: 12,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,629thLargest Populations: 14,257thTop
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Most Secular: 14,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,250thMost Income Equality: 25,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,278th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 242nd in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 380th in the regionMost Secular: 506th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 613th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 272 » Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Necromonia, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Siwale, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Yukti, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Zeternia, Empy, Ethnon, Wilkshire, New Trisone, The Rhein States, Cinnibar, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Merconitonitopia, Nationeer, Xagill, and 222 others.Antiyard, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Aeolist, Prydania, Sikol, Panama Coalition, Simone Republic, Gendirt, Feelonia, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Confederacy of North America, Joevala, Andanavia, Singamadri, AmManies, Capitista, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Menouria, Oannia, KAP03land, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Thought Obliteration, Alzaran, Sechiole, Laurendon, Old Emporia, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Mesvice, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Kitzgos, TyGerria, Viceroy Vincent, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Batatoland Empire, Atrito, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, IHateRights, Esperonia, New Selkirk, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Brackerca, Southern Moosetopia, Neo Cheese Empire, Marlducro, Catalis, Love Shack, Iespao, Etanur, Arucaria, South Parter, Greater Portugaliza, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Valentine Z, Frieszia, Rinadia, Kingdom of Time, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, Roman Empire August, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Teriol, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Scres Gidgerland, Coders, Ovekisu, Alogiada, Vilaforta, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Republiqueducroissant, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, Tugupaw, Calahy, Bodhisva, New Cordyceps, Inclement Space, Periklia, Valiacorkit, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Amdupe, Ijo, Sindoesia, Darbland, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Eurocom, Toastsylvania, Leone Frankia, Kosova, Aerilia, Ser Solkolvidlepubad, Segesta, Zandos, Perikuresu, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Sapien-Zustand, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Northumberlandia, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Khoik, Ereena, Zelenaya Dolina, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Ziprotscria, Luminerra, Arostica, Halsoni, McMasterdonia, Eludmonden, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Fragrancia, Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth, Pribaltic Union, CzechoSaxony, Burback, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, The Three Moutains, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Opis, Ubeland, Vancricia, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Aneth, AJTON, Tanbearia, Davidianian, Zyropia, PwRepublic, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Stal Valley, Hikki, Polgaria, and Vendonesam.

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