The Principality of Nami Bays is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nam bin Bay with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 8.462 billion Nami Baysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Nam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nami Baysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion sureixes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,956 sureixes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, a flying elephant and Nam bin Bay share the same nickname, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nami Bays's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nami Bays is ranked 284,262^nd in the world and 752^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.