The Republic of Michalak is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 8 million Michalakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Michalakian economy, worth 361 billion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,172 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Michalakians's kindness. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michalak's national animal is the mocking bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Michalak is ranked 231,488^th in the world and 305^th in Wintreath for Largest Black Market, with 1.70 billion Standard Monetary Units.