The Kingdom of Lord Stalker is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 936 million Lord Stalkerians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Lord Stalkerian economy, worth 61.2 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,390 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lord Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lord Stalker is ranked 79,296^th in the world and 1^st in Lady Vera for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.