The Peacebringer of Eastern New Holland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jon Stanhope with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.786 billion Eastern New Hollandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eastern New Hollandian economy, worth 273 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,159 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, military funding has been stripped back, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern New Holland's national animal is the white-tailed deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eastern New Holland is ranked 218,824^th in the world and 471^st in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.