The Imperial Thematic Federation of MAGNUS CAESAR is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tzar Primus with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.493 billion Magnus Caesarian Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chrionopolis. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,571 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, many believe that Tzar Primus's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and write-in candidate 'Tzar Primus Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. MAGNUS CAESAR's national animal is the Golden Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chalcedonian Christianity.

MAGNUS CAESAR is ranked 84,293^rd in the world and 7^th in Byzantine Christendom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,004.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.