The Empire of The Best Empire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 366 million Britishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Best Empirean economy, worth 25.9 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,820 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Best Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Best Empire is ranked 138,294^th in the world and 3,707^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 11.02 flags saluted per person per day.