The Revolutionary Republic of Lashnakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Matevz Pintar with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.708 billion Lashnakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hastraciiria. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lashnakian economy, worth 638 trillion Zeknas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,559 Zeknas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lashnakia's national animal is the Hrose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lashnakia is ranked 203,622^nd in the world and 7^th in Force for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.23 kickbacks per hour.