The Democracy of Kosnadovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dude with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.234 billion Kosnadovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giganopolis. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosnadovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,159 trillion Kosnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 290,058 Kosnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kosnadovia's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kosnadovia is ranked 10,501^st in the world and 2^nd in United Democratic Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,487.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.