The Democratic Republic of Kirungabi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Innocent Uburiganya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.484 billion Kirungans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imisozi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kirungan economy, worth 724 trillion mikopoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,063 mikopoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 582,531 per year while the poor average 18,761, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kirungabi's national animal is the okapi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kirungabi is ranked 38,535^th in the world and 20^th in Rushmore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.31 law-abiding acts per hour.