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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 588thLargest Insurance Industry: 639th
The Great Republic of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
Veritas et Virtus
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Keventle

Population22.239 billion

CapitalArusage
LeaderThe Senate and Consul Favalo Zervas
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyVernes
AnimalLion

The Great Republic of Keventle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Senate and Consul Favalo Zervas with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.239 billion Keventlions are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arusage. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Keventlion economy, worth a remarkable 7,089 trillion Verneses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 318,806 Verneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, news headlines suggest that The Senate and Consul Favalo Zervas has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is totally unknown. Keventle's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Keventle is ranked 778th in the world and 2nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16,589.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 588thLargest Insurance Industry: 639thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 778thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 933rdFattest Citizens: 942ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,073rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,344thMost Avoided: 1,599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,711thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,720thHighest Economic Output: 1,808thLargest Retail Industry: 1,990thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,217thLargest Mining Sector: 2,420thHighest Average Incomes: 2,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,784thRudest Citizens: 2,884thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,905thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,387thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,879thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,340thSmartest Citizens: 4,739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,207thMost Armed: 5,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,764thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,596thLargest Populations: 12,922ndMost Inclusive: 13,158thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,726thMost Secular: 14,933rd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keventle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Keventle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Keventle, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Keventle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Keventle, news headlines suggest that The Senate and Consul Favalo Zervas has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Keventle, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Keventle, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Keventle, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Keventle, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Keventle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Secular.

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