The United Germanic Federation of The Kingtonn Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hans Herrmann with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.764 billion Kingtonnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingtonn Republician economy, worth 232 trillion Diamond Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,628 Diamond Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingtonn Republic's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Kingtonn Republic is ranked 33,612^th in the world and 823^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 36.06 flags saluted per person per day.