The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.038 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 235 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,432 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, Kenatbek Temirzhanov has more friends than ever before, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 36,232^nd in the world and 875^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 34.44 flags saluted per person per day.