The People's Republic of Jomamah is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.078 billion Jomamahians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jomamahian economy, worth 280 trillion dong a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,971 dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the death penalty has been reintroduced, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime is totally unknown. Jomamah's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jomamah is ranked 262,057^th in the world and 5,618^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.15 flags saluted per person per day.