The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.388 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 203,663 Glorified Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 191,626^th in the world and 3,941^st in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.76 kickbacks per hour.