Population | 19.095 billion |
Capital | Bogania |
Leader | jizzmaster zero |
Faith | Boganism |
Currency | Krang |
Animal | Drop Bear |
The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 19.095 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,961 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,076 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, a flying elephant and jizzmaster zero share the same nickname, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 217,716th in the world and 3,736th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Shadow Queendom of Lady Lamashtu.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Shadow Queendom of Lady Lamashtu.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The United Empire of New North America.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The United Empire of New North America.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Drunken Seal Islands lost the endorsement of The Realm of The Oan Isles.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Realm of The Oan Isles.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, a flying elephant and jizzmaster zero share the same nickname.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Holy and Chill Kingdom of Restovix.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 123 » Mundiferrum, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kangarawa, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Talitoa, ReeK, Axdel, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, BearStackof2015, Kalaratri, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Enlil, Plazland, Euricanis, Firenation91, Headpat Central, Fellon, Ripsylvania, East Malaysia, The Three States of Fortuna, Freedomindia, Barfleur, A mean old man, Pekweng, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, New Leganes, Modra, From New World, Empire of Dabiristan, Blobbo, Kublam, Spiruvania, Aivintis, Thurland, Agave, Mardom, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Verconia, Cacnesia, The Marlands, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, EmpireBR, and 73 others.Batreau, Northen Luxembourg, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, Vaskeden, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, New Garokirk, Zanithia, Pondingonia, Vilender, Murshan, Christinia, ReReReRepublic, La Xinga, Akimera, Alleramica, United Worlds of Waifuland, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, The Holy Rat, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Khusja, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Angbo, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Liberatarianism, Reynar, Seyrus, Varhemia, Klonazepam, Kuberistan, The One True Ethiopia, NewImperia, Vussul, Opyra, Kyrisland, Azealand Isle, Arleat, Gem, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, New Westmore, Slongs, Washingtonian Order, DennisDenny, Anfair, Myehn, H-Zhena, Restovix, New North America, and Lady Lamashtu.