The Republic of Can Be Island is a massive, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 3.468 billion Can Be Islandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Can Be Islandian economy, worth 97.8 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 28,199 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Can Be Island's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Can Be Island is ranked 154,774^th in the world and 3^rd in Beartaria for Most Patriotic, with 8.57 flags saluted per person per day.