The Democratic Federal Republic of Jakaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Christine Ross with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.914 billion Jakalandics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roselvalley. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jakalandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Fehlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,526 Fehlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown. Jakaland's national animal is the Chartreux Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Jakaland is ranked 115,188^th in the world and 3^rd in Sceniverse for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,134.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.